Meatshaker
- Title ID: 0100FD3024746000
- Vùng: US
- Ngôn ngữ: en
- Thể loại: Action, Adventure, Puzzle, Strategy
- Xếp hạng độ tuổi: 13
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- Nhà phát hành: Dark Product
- Nhà phát hành: 2025/09/18
- Số người chơi: 1
- Kích thước tệp tin Base: 846.2 MB
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- Các bản Update:
The Ultimate Solution to All Your MEAT Dilemmas!
Overwhelmed by a surplus of suspicious, sentient, or just plain wiggly meat? Put the cleaver down and pick up MEATSHAKER™ – the fast, fun, and deeply questionable way to take control of your protein problems. Just grab and shake – MEATSHAKER™ does the rest. No grills, no waste, no need to explain the noises to your neighbors!With MEATSHAKER™, you're the shaker and the boss. Feel the satisfaction as the shake meter rises and your meat issues get tenderized into submission. Whether it squeels or just makes unsettling gurgling sounds – MEATSHAKER™ doesn’t judge, it just shakes.
Why choose MEATSHAKER™?
• Effortless Meat Management: Just grab that mysterious slab and shake it into compliance!
• Boneless Technology™: Watch the meat wobble, quiver, and possibly scream as you shake it to... peace?
• Juicy & Satisfying: It’s not just effective – it’s disturbingly cathartic.
• Shake Until Done: Keep going until all your meat problems are processed.
• One Shake to Rule Them All: Say goodbye to your meat anxiety. Say hello to MEATSHAKER™.
How many shakes will it take before the guilt melts away?
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